OOC: ask me! meme

[clumsy_auror]

Ask clumsy_auror, howdy_howdy, or ss_potions anything you like.

Can't guarantee Snape won't lie to you, though. :D

ETA: Bear in mind that my Snape isn't HBP-Snape. He's from the same timeline as Tonks-Tom-Bill-Fleur-Charlie-McGonagall-Dumbledore etcetc.

Comments

[darksunlight.livejournal.com]

So, Snape. If you hadn't made the unbreakable vow, would you still have done it?

[clumsy_auror]

Oh dear. Yes, see, this is the problem -- Snape isn't in the HBP timeline. His Dumbledore's not dead. XD Hmmmm. Maybe I should take him off the list.

[darksunlight.livejournal.com]

ah, in that case.... Snape, would you do it?

[ss-potions.livejournal.com]

"I hardly expect you to understand the subtleties of such a situation," Snape says, his voice like a knife's edge. "And if you think I'm going to explain fifteen years of my life's work and allegiances to you, you're sadly mistaken. Suffice it to say that Albus Dumbledore trusts me implicitly, and I don't intend on that changing anytime soon."

[darksunlight.livejournal.com]

So, I really should invest my money in that cool "Snapes Innocent" t-shirt I saw?

[ss-potions.livejournal.com]

Snape sneers, and turns away, muttering. "Muggles. Thick as two short planks."

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Tonks -- What would you think if someone gave you the Harry Potter complete boxed set for Christmas? Especially HBP?

[clumsy_auror]

The IC answer:

Uh... books? *blinkblink* Sorry, what books?

The much more satisfying answer:

*stares at HBP*

*keels over laughing*

*runs off to owl Remus Lupin, asking when he stopped being gay as a picnic basket*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

Nymphadora,

What would it take for you to get really, really furious at Bernard?

~~~

Dude,

What do you think of having magic grandkids?

[clumsy_auror]

Oh blimey. Don't pick the easy ones, do you? Well. I mean, if he ever tried to stop me doing my job... dunno what I'd do, really. Don't reckon he would, though. He knows better than that.

Really, though, I think the thing I worry most about when it comes to Bernard is the risks he takes, both with being the Barman and with the bombing. I trust him, of course I do, but sometimes I'm so incredibly afraid he'll get hurt or slip up just a bit and that'll be it. Like Crowley, y'know? Only there's no getting a new body, for mortals.

So when he pulls things like punching the bloody Morningstar in the jaw... I tend to yell. A lot. Because I'm scared.

[howdy-howdy.livejournal.com]

*he chuckles*

Well, I won't deny it was a bit of a shock when we found out about Nymphadore being a witch. Bit of a shock. And after they found out about the little one, Nymphadora told us a bit about how kids get their magic, how they start to show it, and it sounds a bit exciting. Just a little exciting.

But Kathleen'n I reckon those kids can't do much worse to our house than their dad did. Can't do much worse.

And in the end, don't s'pose it really matters at all. Don't s'pose it matters. We'll love 'em all the same, magic or no. All the same.