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Mar. 6th, 2006 01:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
clumsy_aurorIt's quiet enough, for the Tonks-Wrangle flat; the kids are both napping, though that could change at any second, Bernard's sorting laundry, and 'Dora's working on the dishes.
...Yeah, they totally need something to break up the quiet, wouldn't you say?
...Yeah, they totally need something to break up the quiet, wouldn't you say?
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Date: 2006-03-06 06:30 am (UTC)Knock knock knock! The front door says.
May be it's a landshark.
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Date: 2006-03-06 11:20 pm (UTC)But! It seems safe.
"...Fleur! Wotcher. C'mon in."
'Dora grins, drying her hands off on her jeans.
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:07 am (UTC)Her giant handbag makes a crinkling sound.
"You have to--" She spies Bernard. "'ELLO BERNARD! CA VA?!" She is suddenly cool, calm, and collected! "I STEAL YOUR WIFE, OUI?!" All without yelling to prevent the waking of little, tiny feet!
And she grabs Tonks' hands and dashes into the bathroom with her. The door clicks.
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:13 am (UTC)There is much blinking.
"Er. Hi? Why're we in the loo, Fleur?"
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:18 am (UTC)She is perched on the toilet and clutching her bag.
"I am three weekz late!" She squeaks out.
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:22 am (UTC)A somewhat lengthy pause.
Then it clicks.
"Oh."
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 03:41 am (UTC)Deep breaths, Tonks.
"Well, I mean. First things first. Have you done a-- a test, or whatever?"
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:50 am (UTC)And she upturns her bag in the bathtub. A whole pharmacy of pregnancy tests and different witch's tests coming tumbling out.
"I. I waz not sure what waz best. So I thought..."
She looks so lost.
"You pick first? You had one!" Oh, the logic!
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:52 am (UTC)A knock on the door!
"...Uh. Are you two okay?"
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:55 am (UTC)Fleur dives into the tub and snatches the curtain shut.
"WE ARE FINE!!! --DO NOT COME IN. WE ARE. ER. NAKED!"
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Date: 2006-03-07 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 03:59 am (UTC)"You're not naked."
There is... an air of disappointment about him.
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Date: 2006-03-07 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 04:05 am (UTC)She is trying hide behind one of the larger duckies in the pattern.
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Date: 2006-03-07 04:12 am (UTC)"Right. Okay. Let's, um."
She pulls back the shower curtain.
"This one."
Tonks picks one at random, and hands it to Fleur.
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Date: 2006-03-07 04:23 am (UTC)"Oui."
She breaks open the box and dumps it on the floor. Cue witches searching for directions.
"It sayz: slide plaz-tec window over tab and insert in--" She glares at the directions. "Ew!" She pushes the stick at Tonks. "You do it!"
Logic? Where?
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Date: 2006-03-07 04:29 am (UTC)Very firmly, Tonks pushes it back at her.
"This one really requires your, um. Input."
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Date: 2006-03-07 04:36 am (UTC)She fights her way out of the tub and prepares herself for this...torture!
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Date: 2006-03-07 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 04:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 04:41 am (UTC)Then she leans against it, drumming her fingers impatiently against the door frame.
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Date: 2006-03-07 05:07 am (UTC)Fleur is seated on the toilet again with the directions. She was kind enough to put the stupid muggle wand as far away from every toothbrush she could see.
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Date: 2006-03-08 01:28 am (UTC)"Right. Right." 'Dora wrings her hands a bit, nervous, and sits on the counter. "How long have we got to wait?"
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Date: 2006-03-08 04:40 am (UTC)"Hullo, anyone home? I brought some cinnamon buns from this brilliant bakery I found in the Underside - they're fresh from the oven."