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"Bernard, it'll be fine. I Apparated Crowley home from Iraq that one time, didn't I?"

Nymphadora raises an eyebrow at her husband, expectant.

Down at the alley's opening, the traffic of Charing Cross Road whizzes merrily by, and the sidewalks are filled with people out soaking up the bright afternoon sunshine.

Date: 2006-04-29 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
He sighs.

"Redhead. Hit me with another spell."

Date: 2006-04-29 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
Bernard's cheeks turn red, this time manifestly not from the effects of the sun.

"Was... about 20. Whole gang came down here for a while, to hide out. It wasn't a touristy place then." He grins. "We saw Liz Taylor. She liked to come to Puerto Vallarta after filming A Place in the Sun. I was tempted to slip a firecracker into her handbag."

Date: 2006-04-29 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
He laughs. "Are you kidding me? Rachel would've had my ass in a sling." A pause. "I did consider it, though."

Date: 2006-04-29 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
He's not, but he's not particularly upset or anything. Memory has an odd effect on him at times, even now.

"Anyway. The tattoo happened on the way back north. Tijuana."

Date: 2006-04-29 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
"I don't recall choosing it at all, but I'll go ahead and say thanks."

Date: 2006-04-29 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
Bernard watches her meander towards the water, a soft half-smile on his lips.

When she wades out into the surf and is immediately knocked over by a wave, he snorts and puts his sunglasses on the sand next to her lemonade. It's funny. The sand is hot, but it's not all that bad. And he has black flip-flops to ward off the worst.

Swimming out to his dripping wife, he catches her around the waist and adopts a terrified mien. "I've come to save you from yourself."

Date: 2006-04-29 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
"The trick is," he murmurs, pulling her further out to sea, "to get past the waves. The sand bar stretches pretty far out, here."

Date: 2006-04-29 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
It would be cruel to laugh.

Truly.

Bernard is a bad man.

"...Good try."

Date: 2006-04-29 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
Bernard's hand tangles with hers as he floats beside her.

"This was a very good idea."

Date: 2006-04-29 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
He smiles wryly up at the ridiculously blue sky. "I miss holding your hand in strange new places."

Date: 2006-04-29 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
He squeezes her hand. "We're lucky. Astoundingly so."

Date: 2006-04-29 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com
"Me, too. And, hey!" He rights himself with a small splash, dunking under the water for a second. "We haven't exposed our children to gross neglect lately, and even the animals are warring quietly."

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